Wendy came in third place.
It's hard to tell in the picture, but that's my right upper calf/shin area. The two bruises combined take up about 3 inches by 5 inches. You could actually frame my miserable trophy of defeat and put it on your mantle.
It is a dark, dark brownish-greyish color. It's great timing for the short and skirt weather we've been having here. Sigh.
According to the internet, 'major' bruises last an average of about 2.5 weeks.
Great, because my wedding and honeymoon are in less than 4 weeks.
Thanks, dog.
Thanks, wall.
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