See, I KNEW that title would get your knickers in a knot and cause your cute little ears to point upwards in curiosity.
Basically, I'm bribing you with beer and (soft)balls for a good cause.
The local Easter Seals is holding their annual softball marathon the weekend of Aug. 7-9. Teams of 12 -20 people raise funds for the organization and in return get a case of beer and a fun three-hour game in the sunshine. Did I mention it's a GREAT cause? And fun?
Don't forget about the beer.
Here's what I need in order to be able to play:
Yep, we're shooting for a co-ed team, which means I need at least two more ladies (read: people with vaginas) to play with me, or else I have to watch Scott and his dude friends take my idea (from a story), chuck a ball around and drink my beer.
Play with me. Pleeeeaaaaaaassseee.
I'm playing, which means you don't have to be good. And you certainly need NO prior experience to play.