OMG - I had to do a double-take when I heard this gem pop up on my Windows Media Player Christmas Radio Channel. I'm all about cute, cuddly animals, but this is much too fun!
"... and every hungry child is gonna spy to see if chipmunks really sing when they fry. and so I'm brushing on some honey glaze to keep them crisp and juicy too. Let's hope they get served many times, many ways, tasty chipmunks, good food."
"... I'm not really sad that it ended this way. Furry chipmunks... screw you."